Ohhhhh

Last Girl is in New Orleans for New Year's Eve. She just tweeted that a button popped off her blouse in the airport. It makes my penis ache.

But tonight I will be with my girlfriend. I will kiss her at midnight and we will tell each other we love each other, and mean it.

I'm in a good place. I really am. It's not her fault I never wanted to be here.

Yum

Fortunately this secretary's granddaughter isn't on the "tights are not pants" kick some of my other hot lady friends are.

Curiously the one who's most irate about this wonderful booty revealing trend could absolutely rock that look. Must be a generational thing.

So awesome

Girlfriend notes:

Threatening to fuck her ear: no effect

The phrase "kitty strap on": completely horrifying.

I think I'm starting to figure this chick out.

Sheesh

Oh, nerdy guy who talks about his super coolness is great friends with the flat- chested girl in a bustier and hot pants in the STRIP BAR! Shocked!

Stripper stuff

I'm at a stripper contest. Remind me to elaborate on that.