The minor surgery (for a hernia) left an incision above and to the left of my junk. Not super sexy. My girl, she has needs. Before the surgery my sex drive was shite, maybe something to do with, well, I'll spare you. That's all fixed, but there's the healing gash. But my girl understands. When she's sober. Today was a champagne brunch. And once the day drinking starts, it's hard to stop. So we went for a few more with a friend at a heavy handed watering hole for some doubles that turn into triples, then home. She's less understanding. In my lap. "Well," I say, "I GUESS you could put my penis in your mouth." So she does. I'm terrified I won't get it up, which doesn't help matters. Is it possible that I'm more sensitive when flaccid? After champagne and whisky she's not a proper southern belle. I can feel her tongue moving, doing things she either normally doesn't do or I normally can't feel. When I get hard I can't feel my cock, I can only feel her mouth. And her mouth feels good. Many's the time I look down when she gasps for air and a raging hard on comes out of her mouth. So I relax on the couch and let her do her thing. He reports for duty. Then we're on the living room futon still unfolded from being my recovery bed, displacing a disapproving cat. I push into her and she's ready. She's tipsy and deprived, so I've made her month by being there. She's wet and hungry and I slowly give it to her. She's exercising, so her flexibility is always improving. She hooks her heels around my thighs to pull me in. "I want you to come." she breathes. I rear up and start give it to her. Ow. I still have what amounts to a stab wound in my abdomen. What a buzzkill.